Oregon Rain in a jar for sale!

Oregon Rain direct from the barrel
You too, can own your own Oregon rain. For only $3.50 USD (plus S/H) you can make this dream happen. This product is 98% pure Oregon rain (approximately 2% natural gutter filtering sediments – a preservative). The batch for sale at this time is the Winter 2008/2009 mix edition and has been aged in the above barrel for just the right amount of time. We had more snow than normal this season, which I believe added to the clarity of this year’s product. Next Winter season we may offer an early winter mix starting around December 2009!
Possible Uses: Good to water plants with (like your chia pet), wash your cat with it, Good for use in indoor water fountains, a conversation starter, you could warm it up and soak your feet in it (although this may require you to buy more than one jar), gifts for friends and relatives, etc.,etc.
Note #1 – Not intended for human consumption.
Note #2 – Oregon rain water can be transferred into your own container.
Note #3 – This product has not been tested on animals!

Oregon Rain in a jar
$ 3.50 USD per 8 ounce jar
We do not have quart jars in stock, but you can special order them for $8.50 USD per jar.
Send order requests to:
eventgardegallery@yahoo.com
with a subject line of “oregon rain order”
Oregon Rain in a jar is not affiliated with Oregon Rain bottled water.

I would like to order some of these, but have a few questions first:
1) Do you ship to Simi Valley, CA?
2) Can it be used to put out fires?
3) If it can be used to put out fires, how many jars do you think I’d need to put out a 1000 acre wildfire? You see, my idiot redneck neighbor was drinking beer out of the back of his pickup truck and flicked his cigarette out. Since the Santa Anas were blowing at 60 mph it blew the butt onto a nearby hill and started a huge wildfire next to my house. Do you think a hundred jars would be enough?
4) They are $5.00 each? Can we work out a deal? What if I pay you $2.50 a jar and when I’m done with them I’ll fill them up with California sunshine and send them back to you?
Please get back to me as soon as possible, thank-you.
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