Winter bunny kicks Summer bunny’s *ss.
I wrote the controversial children’s book “Winter bunny kicks summer bunny’s ass.” Sysnopsis here:
Though they were cousins, there had always been certain tensions between the two bunnies. They competed against each other at every chance. Their mothers did not help, and probably encouraged this escalating rivalry.
The main event went down in the fall of the year 2000. It was a sack race at the local Octoberfest. Both bunnies had drank a few brews. There were other bunnies in the race, but all knew it would come down between the speed of Summer bunny and the brawn of Winter bunny. Long story short, Summer Bunny won the race and said a few things he probably shouldn’t have. What came next is that Winter bunny kicked Summer bunny’s ass in front of the entire Octoberfest crowd!